Straight Alabama Mark

A man who likes to sit out on the porch of his double wide. Drinking (preferably) natty ice with his shot gun in hand waiting on those damn pesky alligators to strike again. He swears he'll get em' this time.

Man, why you actin' like a straight Alabama Mark.

Get yo' ass inside the house, you ain't no straight Alabama Mark.

by MamMas12 May 20, 2019

Gel head mark

When someone is being a prick for no reason and they wear too much hair gel

Your a proper gel head mark

by Pussy slayerzz April 3, 2020

30 minute mark

At the 30 minute mark in a yagami yato audio, they get into the slobbing and 🍆🍑💦.

“Oop, here go the 30 minute mark. Let me make sure my headphones are connected.”

by Shes a freeeeak😳 September 15, 2020

Concretor Mark West

When a shorter bald man marries a taller more attractive woman way out of his league

I was at wattle grove pub the other day and a looked at this beautiful blonde tall sexy woman with a short bald guy wearing crocs. I walked over to his and said are you doing a concretor mark west he said ahhhhh yeeeeeeeeaaaaahhhhh

by Ahh yeeaahh Matt Martin October 29, 2020

Plural Question Mark?

When your bestie asks a question and the subject is plural when it should be singular. You could say "Plural question mark?" to express confusion and loss of words

Bestie: So.... Who are your crushes
Me: Plural question mark?

by mlpoknbjiuhvcgytfxzdresaqw October 25, 2023

Alabama skid mark

Someone who is overall unable to control their actions. They likely take sexual preferences toward family members and often shit their underpants. This is a serious mental condition and should not be taken lightly.

1. That nasty fuck Santiago left his shit stain underwear on the floor where is he?
2.Probably chase that girl Hauer it’s wierd bro she look just like his sister
1. Fucking Alabama Skid Mark

by Savage20 October 6, 2021

The Mark Yetter Scale

Scale invented after infamously known League of Legends game balancer Mark Yetter chose to change the ranking system of the game and as a result the higher elos of Solo Queue became infested with rats that got inflated as a result of his changes, players later came to call this change of events "The Mark Yetter Scale" as a way to calculate the ranks of new friends in high elo.

Holy fuck, did you see that last season diamond 4 stuck improve on The Mark Yetter Scale?

by bob1337d4 July 29, 2021