Jeff the land shark

Satans number 1 soldier (unless he’s on my team)

“FUCK THEY HAVE A Jeff the land shark”

by Toji? December 12, 2024

la-L.A. land

A heady "unicorns and rainbows" state of mind regarding Hollywood's famous neighboring city.

With a dozen major-league teams in da "Eternal Spring" megalopolis, it's easy to drift into la-L.A. land if you're either a huge sports fan or are into athlete-type trading-cards.

by QuacksO December 23, 2024

Land the plane

When a tweaker’s been up for days — eyes wide, jaw clenching, talking circles, trippin’ on static — and it’s time to shut it all down and finally get some sleep before they fully blast off into psychosis.

Dude’s been rearranging the same five screws for eight hours… someone tell him to land the plane.”

by Sha-zeus July 18, 2025

Scottish Landing

The act of taking a dump in a public or inconvenient place, particularly the middle of a street, as if claiming the land in the name of chaos and digestive urgency

“Bro, I had Taco Bell and no time. I had to make a Scottish Landing behind a parked Prius.”

by Tarantula23 July 28, 2025

Land your plane

The semi polite way to tell someone to shut up when they are rambling on about nothing of interest to you.

Clay continued to talk even tho meghan wasn’t listening to him anymore really.

“You need to land your plane already, Clay.” Meghan told him.

by anonymous August 10, 2025

Rowing a boat on land

When you don’t make any progress or very little progress

Bro has only gotten 1 sub in a year.His YouTube career is rowing a boat on land.

by Ahadi2011 August 18, 2025

Furniture Man Land

Using your man as a body pillow; headrest, etc.

Laying in bed turned into Furniture Man Land.

by MakeShift Cat August 24, 2025