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Family

A group bonded by blood, love, and or a love of high speed cars.
Eh, were family here.
by Mr. Eltzroth September 27, 2022
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The Greek Family Tree

the greek family tree is weird. Poseidon and Zeus are brothers, their dad is Kronos. Zeus has Athena, and Athena has a child named Annabeth. Poseidon has a child named Percy, since Poseidon is Athena's uncle, Percy is Athena's cousin, which means Annabeth is Percy's cousin once removed. And they fall in love.
person1:how does the greek family tree work?
person2: yes
by dodododoododododododoodododd September 29, 2022
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Family House Day

On October 19th, you are only allowed to make jokes relating to Family House
David: Hey its October 19th, you know what that means, its Family House Day
Chris: David I don't want to talk right now, my parents got divorced

David: The horse is here HAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAH
by Loe Mester October 19, 2022
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Side family

The family you are somewhat ashamed of but would rather be hanging with
I wish I could've gone to drink with my side family but my main family was having a dinner
by Zacokalo January 4, 2022
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Family

family?…..Fuck them
by Bootyscratcher420 December 9, 2021
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Top 10 Family Guy Moments

Someone: “Top 10 Family Guy moments. Number 10, that one time Peter got fucked.”
by Peecock.jpeg December 20, 2021
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