Merry Christmas

Don't let your impeding A.I. drone genocide spoil the holidays.

Hym "Merry Christmas everyone! I haven't seen any news of Santa's capture so... Clearly we've failed once again... But keep your chin up! We'll get that son of a bitch eventually."

by Hym Iam December 25, 2023

Christmas in June

A celebration of Christmas in June. Traditionally celebrated on June 25, 6 months between the previous and next Christmas.

Hey, my summer camp threw a Christmas in June event to attract people

by Hunter of Beasts December 25, 2023

Christmas clap

On Christmas Eve you get together with another special someone. You then wake up on Christmas Day and something just ain’t right. Surprisingly you find out you have acquired the “ Christmas clap.”

Dayum Shaunita, you were with Kwantrell last night. I’m glad you made it for Christmas dinner. But don’t sit down at the dinner table with that Christmas clap.

by Dizzy Dycks December 25, 2023

Mexican Christmas Tree

Alike the Grand Fir, Douglas Fir, Blue Spruce, the Mexican Christmas Tree is grown as a Commodity. However, it is not a tree at all. It is a Marijuana Plant. Mexico was/is one of the top producers of flower.

*Me watching a dispensary training video: Look at the size of that Mexican Christmas tree!

by Jesus Chrisco December 26, 2023

Merry Christmas

Verb: An ex or otherwise estranged person has made contact with a seasonal greeting, apropos of nothing but the holidays, as an attempt to enter correspondence where none would otherwise exist.

I guess Sancho hasn't tried to merry christmas me because he's blocked on everything (even mail).

by juwdan December 27, 2023

Brown Christmas

When the ground is covered in shit, rather than snow, on Christmas Day.

Usually experienced in wastelands or along the equator.

Key West experienced their first Brown Christmas, after 2 feet if shitfall came down the night before.

by an idiot thats an idiot December 28, 2023

Turbo Christmas

A holiday celebrated on the 23'rd of December, created by niche Internet microcelebrity Bumbles McFumbles. It was made from the absolute hatred towards The Polar Express on the Nintendo GameCube. Its mascot is Balan from Balan Wonderworld, and its traditional food item is doughnuts

Person 1: I can't believe it! It's Turbo Christmas! Time to play Balan Wonderworld and eat doughnuts!

Person 2: dude what the fuck are you talking about.

by Luna253 December 29, 2023