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i'd break her in half

a phrase used in describing an attractive female whose figure is far too petite for hardcore sexual intercourse.

Commonly heard from the lips of a rather large and/or cocky male figure who feels his brute force may, in fact, injure the above-mentioned female.
(hott girl walks by)

Hyper Guy: Dude, check her out! Boy, what I'd do for a night with that...

Cool Guy: Whatever man, I'd break her in half. Let's go hit on the softball team.

Hyper Guy: Good idea!
by Sam Polk December 16, 2008
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Break the silence with domestic violence

if you and your son/daughter will not speak to you BREAK THE SILENCE WITH DOMESTIC VIOLENCE
oi jonny come here you lonely fuck I'm going to have to break the silence with domestic violence because you are not chatting to me
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He breaks your heart? Break his ankles

A: Unbreak my heart
A: Say you'll love me again
A: Uncry these tears
B: BREAK HIS ANKLES! HE BREAKS YOUR HEART? BREAK HIS ANKLES
by effyou2.0 October 15, 2020
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Spring Break Girl Friend

A female companion that resembels a girl friend but that's realationships time frame only lasts the week of spring break
Dam that girl is hot, I'm going to make her my Spring Break Girl Friend
by Mateogstring March 19, 2010
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Don't Break the Seal Night

Bar special where you drink for free until you have to urinate. Any drinks you get after you "break the seal" have to be paid for.
Carl only managed to get six beers for free on Don't Break the Seal Night...should have gone to the john before.
by Anonymous January 2, 2003
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Post Break-Up Sex

The type of sex that you have with someone else when you just broke up with your boyfriend/girlfriend.
Rachel decided to have post break-up sex with her close friend Dan so she could try to forget about her ex.
by thatGirlwiththehair March 29, 2011
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Break-up Ice cream

The gallon of ice cream a female often indulges in, typically all in one night, after having conflicts with the opposite sex.
"Last night I had my break-up ice cream at one o clock in the morning again...I hope i didn't gain any weight."
by icecreamgirlx3 April 26, 2010
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