Alabama Tea Party

A party event in which well dressed "Tea Party members" dip their tea bags into the multiple holes of a female member in the most elegant way possible. Essentially a fancy orgy.

I broke up with my girlfriend after finding out she had an Alabama Tea party with 5 guys.

by pxndr March 17, 2016

chritus yeetus alabama fetus

a phrase that could be use in different ways, to annoy, if you're excited, or if you heard something unbelievable

Example 1
A: chritus yeetus alabama fetus chritus yeetus alabama fetus
B: geez! shut the fuck up will you?

Example 2
A: Boo!
B: chritus yeetus!

by i'm juses November 28, 2018

Alabama Double

A sportsman's double but the mother and daughter are your mother and grandmother

Cletus: hey man, I totally got with a milf and gilf at the same time last night!
Jethro: dude, that’s your mom and grandma
Cletus: I know, it was an Alabama Double!

by Captain Hammerpenis December 2, 2018

Alabama anal

When one does anal with his or her first cousin; the only rule is that you must be related

“Did you here that laim did Alabama anal with his cousin”.

by Lancebumpkinjr December 9, 2018

alabama knot

when 2 men tie their dicks together blocking the flow of cum and trying to ejaculate first to show their pride.

I was created by an alabama knot thats why i dont look normal but im special.

by Pebo the german hypocrite December 11, 2018

alabama dustbuster

An alabama dustbuster is where a person (usually female) snorts cocaine off a males erect penis.

Jill was shocked when Alan gave her an Alabama dustbuster!

by SnapesBooty July 21, 2017

alabama recliner

When you're sitting on a reclining chair and the female is riding you, but its your sister so its insest. Only in Alabama folks!

I'm going to ride you like the Alabama recliner big brother!

by Alabama Recliner July 30, 2017