poop skate

1. the act of slipping in poop, when crossing the lawn or what have you.
2. to have poop on your shoe, and smear it when walking indoors.

Noun: Please put your Poop skates outside.
Verb: Watch yourself when you run across the lawn like that, you might poop skate.

by Gvid October 15, 2007

killer pooping

To poop with such ferocity, the results could be absolutely devastating.

Killer pooping is incredibly rare, and only one unfortunate individual has suffered loss of life.

by ExtremeBogom March 18, 2008

Poop technician

derogitory term for a homosexual man

That guys a real poop technician

by Stuart Mackie May 27, 2008

Wizard Poop

Dropping a chunk of dry ice into a toilet bowl so that it is all smokey and bubbly and then taking a dump like a wizard.

Dude, I just took a massive wizard poop, my ass is so cold right now!

by D33m0LishER April 12, 2013

Poops-a-lotta

Someone who poops a lot.

My boyfriend poops-a-lotta.

by KS80021 June 14, 2013

poop scurd

Brown marks left by your poop

I flushed the toilet and I noticed there were still several poop scurds on the porcelain, so I stuck my hand in there and rubbed them out.

by Cornpoops after breakfast January 7, 2014

protest poop

When a dog is unhappy with you, it will poop somewhere inconvenient , like your shoe or the door mat. With absolutely no attempt to go outside to show you how upset they are.

Man: Goldie's upset I took her to the vet

Woman; how can you tell?

Man; when we got home she left a protest poop on my bed

by Tree trunks June 24, 2014