Dan

Dan is a chad. Some could say he is just too cool.
Casted from the gigachad himself, Dan is a really cool guy. He has so much ice that if you touch him you will instantly freeze and ejaculate.
Dan is the balance between universal knowledge and your favourite kink.

"Dan is so fucking cool"
"What the fuck Dan, you just turned david to ice"
"I shoved a entire pillow up my vagina jerking off to Dan"

by Lazarbeam’s Slave (help me) November 19, 2021

Dan Lakajev

Absolute Fucking Legend

That dudes a Dan Lakajev

by tomotron96 March 9, 2022

Jk dan

A Scrawny dude that is a fucking wuss and not gonna lie they get annoyed really easily

"No" Jk dan

by poopyscopps28 March 13, 2022

Jk dan

A scrawny dude that is just a fucking wuss and has terrible hairline but sometimes a cool dude and not gonna lie gets very annoyed easily by the smallest things

"No" Jk dan

by poopyscopps28 March 13, 2022

dan sohn

Term used for bad cop

He’s not a good cop he’s a dan sohn!

by gtrgrerwtyweyet March 17, 2022

Dans Advocate

On a group text, this is the person who always takes the contradictory view of reasonable and logical thoughts and ideas, no matter how ill-informed, uneducated, and ridiculous the opposing view is. Often these texts are not responded to or simply met with a smile and nod. Unfortunately, the root cause of "Dans Advocate" is untreatable mental illness, and more often then not exacerbated by alcohol, THC, opioids, or any mood altering drug available (or a combination thereof).

Brian: "Did you read what he wrote, what an idiot, total Dans Advocate."
James: "Yea, the poor guy needs help"
Brian: "Its finally time I take him off Boys Town property and give him the help he deserves!"
(laughter by all)

by inntheknow March 18, 2022

Dark Fruits Dan

nickname for Strongbow drinkers, most commonly for the 'Dark Fruits' flavour. These individuals are massive lightweights and tend to drive Corsas. They are also keen pedophiles and spend most their spare time in children's parks

oi oi you almost spilled my strongbow on these here kids!

get out of the park you dark fruits dan!

by Stickydragon March 22, 2022