-1st base

Where you die before the girl evn knows you exist

Liam: dude I just got -1st base\
Tim: so that's why we're in heaven

by i'mtrumpandilovelasagna September 17, 2018

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777th base

You will need

777bibles

A mexican man named Jesus
An asian man named buda
An indian female with 6 arms
A white man named thor

A cow
Rats

Lion

Lamb

The rat must start to eat the cow Which is fucking the lion the female with 6 arms must jacl off you and the other males as the lamb eats her out ass everyone reads from the 777 bibles provided in every language known to man kind after compleating the first wave of orgasms god himself shall join and bless everyone into the kingdom once there everyone involved will become a powerfull being and stay kn that position for 777days each orgasam provided will rain down on the earth and heal those it lands on as well as the earth.

What is 777th base?

by Cockateel June 1, 2018

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The Logan Based Rule

If your name is Logan then you may not call yourself based. That automatically makes you “not base”

Wow Logan just called himself based! We better invoke the Logan based rule on him ;)

by Cremby February 24, 2023

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Redneck Third Base

Alternate term for anal. Texas birth control .

Ol' girl ain't down for no more babies , so every night im sliding into Redneck Third base....

by Tex in affect February 26, 2023

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Based History Month

Proper N.- “Based History Month”

-Alt-Right Holiday

Based History Month takes place during the entire month of April and “based events” such as Easter and the birth of Adolf Hitler are celebrated. Based activities such as bigoted jokes and dressing up in based ghost costumes is also encouraged.

“Chill with the liberal cringe shit it’s Based History Month now faggot.”

by ChicksW/dicks2006 March 6, 2023

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