ass sucker

A total lame ass that is usually doing stupid and/or retarded things.

See also: dumb fuck, ass hole, dumb shit, fuck face and stupid fuck.

Stan: Cartman, you're an ass sucker.
Cartman: What did you call me?
Stan: An ass sucker. You suck ass. You see an ass and you suck it. You're an ass sucker.

by koolkalifornia October 15, 2005

ass-pussy

Anal sex with a fellow prison inmate with one man, the receiver, acting as a woman.

When they wanted great ass-pussy on the yard, they knew exactly which group to hit up.

by William Dean A. Garner October 15, 2009

half-ass

(adj). Something incomplete or downright lame, disappointing in its partial quality. Often a task given to a teenage student is done in a half-ass manner.

You are an hour late and telling me you couldn't get a cab? That's a half-ass excuse!

by Sasha Henke February 2, 2006

Ass bong

When a frat boy pours beer down the crack of his frat brother's ass while another frat boy drinks it. It's like a beer bong, but instead of a funnel and hose, you use some dude's ass.

Brock: Damn bro, we got wasted last night doing ass bongs!
Brody: I know! Can you believe we did the elephant walk?

by GrundleMaster9000 December 31, 2007

cutting ass

The act of make front of or humiliating someone.

He was cutting ass on thats girls sneakers at the party.

by Inovidable July 20, 2008

Kat's ass

an ass of the goddesses, it is firm but yet soft to the touch, it makes any man's dick stand up as the grab it firmly, you will never want to touch any other ass if you ever get a chance to touch this one

"I touched Kat's ass the holy grail of asses"

"Dude after touching Kat's ass I'm never going to wash my hand again

by cough* November 17, 2004

dropped ass

The simple act of releasing silent flatuence and waiting for a friend or stanger to unknowingly walk into it with utter disgust.

OOOOHHHWWW! Somebody just dropped ass right here. Gnarley I can taste it. Gross!

by Blake Dremmel April 8, 2007