April 8th

National badass awareness day

She’s a badass cause that bitch birthday on April 8th in this bitch

by Try me hoe November 2, 2019

April 13

The dat that bad bitches and thiqq bitches born

Malorie: Ayy you look thiqq today
Me: its my birthday 🥳

Malorie: ayyy me too bitch

Caleb: ayy what we celebrating
Me and malorie: Its april 13 its our birthday
Caleb: ayyyyy me too

by Bad bitch extraodinare😏 December 9, 2020

April 18th

It’s Nina’s birthday dumbasses

“ OmG it’s April 18th HAPPY BIRTHDAY NiNa”

by 444.Nina November 2, 2021

April 22nd

This is the day all gingers were born. If your friends are ginger let them know!

Eg: today is April 22nd I’m gonna slap my leprechaun friends

by Orlastrainsmells September 12, 2021

april 7th

people born on april 7th are either the worst people you could ever meet or the best. they will be a good friend and also steal your boyfriend

c- when’s your birthday?
a- april 7th
c- oh gosh

by cheyzz October 1, 2021

april 15

april 15. the one day where every one fucks in public. oh what a wonderful day. no one is left unfucked. every last person, shall be fucked well.

"it's april 15, you know what that means"
*bends down on table in cafe*
"fuck time babe"

by your mum1 October 17, 2021

April 18

Literally the baddest bitches in the world like they do no give one fuck about anything they just enjoy the life.

Person: is your birthday April 18th?
Me:yes, why?
Person: no wonder ur so bad and hot

by Ur my joe mama July 7, 2021