Toilet

A place where you feel safe dropping your mud monkeys

“Oh thank god there’s a toilet I really needed to urinate from my bum

by Toilet Plunge June 13, 2019

Toilet Flush Anxiety

The period of time when you couldn’t flush your poop down the first time, and when you couldn’t wait for the tank to fill back up again before a second attempt. Couldn’t flush - get anxious - attempt to flush - Repeat

A: WTF were you doing in the bathroom for an hour?
B: had a toilet flush anxiety. Still wouldn’t go down

by Fabulous Captain April 11, 2019

Toilet Muncher

Someone who eats food in the toilets at school or in a public setting. Normally earring in a cubicle, next to a used toilet.

Emily: you see that girl, she's such a toilet muncher.
Ellie: Really? Thats gross

by Bitchplease1212 April 18, 2019

Toilet Dash

When you’re rushing to the bathroom because you gotta poop so bad.

Aw man, I gotta make a toilet dash!

by Conn-06 October 9, 2019

shotgun the toilet

When bad Mexican food goes right through you and the person ends up shitting their brains out in an explosive manner.

-Bro I totally shotguned the toilet after eating Taco Bell.

-Shotgun the toilet?
-Yeah dude I basically blew that toilet up like a shotgun

by Gimgers_Snap_69 August 8, 2019

Toilet act

The act of defecation. To pass solid waste. Dropping the kids off at the pool. Splashdown. Giving birth to a live eel. Reverse sodomy.

The intruder performed a vile toilet act upon the Secretary's Chair and Cushion before leaving the scene of the crime.

by The Boston Sausage Strangler August 14, 2019

murdering the toilet

When you take a shit so hard the fabric of spacetime starts shaking.

Person1: Have you been murdering the toilet again?
Person2: Yeah, I totally murdered the toilet yesterday.

by Xanderoe August 15, 2019