Beaver Mountain

A very puffy pussy

That fat bitch had one hell of a beaver mountain.

by richard_harry February 25, 2022

mountain quail

The sexiest quail known to man.

Damn did you see how sexy that mountain quail was.

by Strpojek the strojek March 1, 2022

Frosted mountain top

When you sprinkle cocaine onto nipples, then put your nostril over said nipple’s and then inhale.

“Hey bro, how was the stag do last night?”
“Mate it was wild, the stripper let me do a frosted mountain top”

by Wild W January 11, 2021

Mountain Scriking

When you out on you're bikes and all you do is cry and moan.

Hey look at josh at the back pushing his bike.. he must be mountain scriking.

by Jbleasey January 21, 2021

Mountains shouldn't flatten themselves to fight dirt

People of a high-status should never downgrade themselves to the same tactics that lowlifes do; which includes but, not limited to trash-talk, mudslinging, rumor spreading, gossiping, slandering, lying etc.

Ronald Reagan always believed Mountains shouldn't flatten themselves to fight dirt and that's why he never ran on a slander campaign.

by EmJayee February 9, 2021

Rocky mountain raw dog

When you need to poop after eating a heavy corn-based diet and someone fucks you in the ass

Anyone up for the rocky mountain raw dog party after the corn festival?

by MandyTheMost February 14, 2021

Mountains

A large, almost mystical land mass, which appears all over the globe. Some are tall, some are small, but all are beautiful.

Look at the mountains.

by anonymous February 17, 2021