May 30th

May 30th is National Sex Day. You have to have sex with anyone who asks you to, no matter what.🤷

Guy - Hey Olivia wanna have sex?

Girl - No thank you.

Guy - But it's May 30th?

Girl - What's May 30th?

Guy - National Sex Day!

Girl - Okay fine..

by danisreallyhorny May 29, 2022

May 30

National kiss someone day kiss anyone

Heyyyy it’s may 30 u know what that means

by Blackmonkey12345 May 30, 2022

May 5

the day the person you’ve been crushing on is finally yours and you last a long time with them in a good relationship

yes it’s may 5!
and? it’s just a day
no, toms, going to ask me out!

by anonymous March 31, 2022

May 15

Buy a girl named Chloe a gift. She is the most amazing character in your life and you must let her know. (Chloe's love chocolate, clothes, and funky socks.)

Its May 15! I have to get the Chloe's I know a gift!

by sonik x bonik April 4, 2022

May 1

National date ur best friend day

Hey,it’s May 1 , ur my best friend,let’s date

by anonymous April 20, 2022

May 21st

May 21st is national stick your hand in a bowl of spaghetti day.

*sticks hand in spaghetti*
“What the fuck are you doing Daniel”
“Its May 21st”

by Violin._sandwich April 20, 2022

May 20th

Become straight for day day.

Gay person 1: Im glad im not straight
Person 2: Its may 20th!!!
Gay person: Welp i guess im straight now
*Gay person turns straight*

by Unkonwn#2193635372823245364536 November 4, 2021