A theory that suggests any and all JJK skin mains are horrendous or bots on Fortnite. Strong evidence includes not being able to aim, even with a Tac (the easiest shotgun in the game), always taking fall damage, always rushing a duo, trio, or squad by themselves, or even going as far as to fall to their deaths. At least 1 JJK skin can be spotted every match you play, and they never make it onto the top 20, even on Blitz
Player 1: *Kills a Nobara skin with a Pump shotgun*
Player 2 (Teammate) *Notices a Gojo shockwaving over to their Nobara teammate, trying to save them. However, their ass also gets pumped to death*
Player 1: Wow, those dudes were ass.
Player 2: that's the JJK skin theory for ya...
Player 2 (Teammate) *Notices a Gojo shockwaving over to their Nobara teammate, trying to save them. However, their ass also gets pumped to death*
Player 1: Wow, those dudes were ass.
Player 2: that's the JJK skin theory for ya...
by BigMamaBS January 5, 2026
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They move through life untouched, unstressed, and inexplicably blissful, like an NPC.
They move through life untouched, unstressed, and inexplicably blissful, like an NPC.
by omega.omnia January 11, 2026
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Person 2: Yes.
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by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 20, 2025
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Person 2: Yes.
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Person 2: Yes.
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by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025
Get the Music theory (left shank accidents based on abrasions for conspiracy theorists) mug.The theory that suggests that most (if not all) Fandom Twitter accounts in existence were created by @jessbian from twitter
Person 1: Dude I just found out the SSJ4 Gogeta Parody account was ran by Jess!
Person 2: And I just found out the Studio Mappa Parody account is ran by Jess!
Person 1: Jess Twitter Theory strikes again!
Person 2: And I just found out the Studio Mappa Parody account is ran by Jess!
Person 1: Jess Twitter Theory strikes again!
by powerluver January 23, 2025
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Get the A breath of a fresh air, the sentence of your useless conspiracy theory: 《¤》 mug.A theory about what happens after death. According to this theory, when a person dies, they are not judged by a god or higher power, but by an ancient scroll that falls from the darkness. The scroll contains every action they’ve ever taken good and bad and the soul is forced to relive all their mistakes and moments of cruelty. If they lived with kindness, they fade away peacefully. But if they lived selfishly or hurt others, they are trapped forever, endlessly reliving their wrongdoings in a cycle of regret.
After hearing about The Scroll of Judgment Theory, I’m starting to think that all the bad stuff I’ve done might come back to haunt me when I die
by pseudonymXYX February 9, 2025
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