Sneaky Hammered

When you don’t realize how drunk you were until the next day.

Thought I was good last night but now I’m hearing that I broke into a zoo? Must’ve been sneaky hammered.

by Schutts ballsack May 22, 2021

hammer hand

To hit some one hard af

I’m about to hammer hand this bitch if she keep playing

Imma knock your lights out with these hammer hands

by Eli Globe April 20, 2021

Pigeon Hammer

A strange objet

insult

Whats that?! oh thats a pigeo hammer!

shut you face ya pigeon hammer!

by SPG September 30, 2003

plastic hammers

A plastic hammer is also a very good fire extinguisher TRUST ME set fire to everything in your home leave it to burn for 1 minute then for some reason your plastic hammer will turn into a fire extinguisher preventing your house from burning down I GUARANTEE SUCCESS!!!!...............................

A plastic hammer is also a very good fire extinguisher TRUST ME set fire to everything in your home leave it to burn for 1 minute then for some reason your plastic hammer will turn into a fire extinguisher preventing your house from burning down I GUARANTEE SUCCESS!!!!................................

by anonymous August 5, 2004

Hammer P

1.One Who Is Insane, Incorrect, Or One Who Just Dosen't Give A Shit

2. Mortal Enemy Of Tycoon

3. Thinks All Mods Suck

No. You Have Not Got The Insanity To Be At My Level...

by Hammer P October 25, 2004

West Hammer

A person who somehow manages to bring up the football club “West Ham” whenever it somehow relates to the conversation, or even when it doesn’t.

A: I thought I knew the material but still managed to fail the test, just totally froze.
B: Reminds me of 1993, when West Ham was up 2-0 with 10 minutes left and totally bottled it.
A: There he goes again, what a West Hammer.

by JDicky November 2, 2021

gargantuan hammer

Someones who's erected or soft penis is so large that one is said to be able to see it from space. This term can only be applied to people who have had their male reproductive organs compared to that of a horse. People defined as gargantuan hammers tend to be in prison or working as a prostitute. ( pronouns: dude, guy)

"Holy shit, that kid Graham is a fucking gargantuan hammer"

by suferdude90266 November 3, 2021