I'm running out of cage names...
*Hammering in the distance*
Lucifer "What... In the actual fuck...?"๐คจ
*Hammering continues*
Lucifer "You! *BANG* Idiot! *BANG* Hey! *BANG* I'M GOING TO MAKE ONE OF THESE OUT OF YOUR BONES!!" ๐ฅ๐คฌ๐ฅ
*Hammering stops*
Lucifer "What is this!? What's going on!? What are you doing!?" ๐ค
Noah "I am building an ark."
Lucifer ๐ง "That... Does nothing to tell me what's going on here..."
Noah ๐
Lucifer ๐ง
Noah ๐
*Hammering resumes*
Lucifer ๐จ...๐ "GOD!?"
God "Yep."
Lucifer "GAH! SHIT! Where-... Oh... Right... ๐ Care to explain or?"
God "Huh? Oh! Yeah, no. None of this is right. I'm gonna flood the place and start over."
*Hammering in the distance*
Lucifer "What... In the actual fuck...?"๐คจ
*Hammering continues*
Lucifer "You! *BANG* Idiot! *BANG* Hey! *BANG* I'M GOING TO MAKE ONE OF THESE OUT OF YOUR BONES!!" ๐ฅ๐คฌ๐ฅ
*Hammering stops*
Lucifer "What is this!? What's going on!? What are you doing!?" ๐ค
Noah "I am building an ark."
Lucifer ๐ง "That... Does nothing to tell me what's going on here..."
Noah ๐
Lucifer ๐ง
Noah ๐
*Hammering resumes*
Lucifer ๐จ...๐ "GOD!?"
God "Yep."
Lucifer "GAH! SHIT! Where-... Oh... Right... ๐ Care to explain or?"
God "Huh? Oh! Yeah, no. None of this is right. I'm gonna flood the place and start over."
Lucifer "Oh! That sounds great! Wait... Then what's this?"
God "Him? Oh yeah, I'm get rid of everyone but him so I'm having him make this cool boat."
Lucifer ๐จ "Everyone... But him?"
God "Yeah man, he's gonna load it up with animals and like... Be the guy or somethin."
Lucifer ๐จ "Wha... I hate this now! You've ruined this entirely!"
God "Well- I told him to tell the other guys but they didn't want to do it. Which is why... You know... WOOSH!" ๐
Lucifer ๐จ "Why this- Awgh! What the fuck is THAT!?"
God "Duck-billed platypus."
Lucifer ๐จ "Wha... That... What does it DO?"
God "Oh, shoot, it's dope! It's like a Duck-Beaver with poison claws."
Lucifer ๐จ
God ๐
Lucifer ๐จ
God ๐ "It's a mammal that lays eggs!"
Lucifer ๐จ "Wh... That's the stupidest fucking thing I've ever heard! Why is it poison!?"
God โน๏ธ "Aw... I thought it was cool... And, I mean, TECHNICALLY it's VENOM. Poison you ingest."
Lucifer "OH! OK! Well I'm glad you're making coherent distinctions between things in a place where THAT FUCKING THING exists!"
God "Yeah... I got all kinds of stuff here."
Lucifer "Wow... Just wow..."
God "Hey! Where are you going? ....... Meh... He doesn't get it... You get it right?"
Noah ๐
God "Yeah... Yeah, you get it... Hey, get a couple of them pink birds that stand on one leg."
Noah "Yes my lord."
God "Those things are dope... *sigh* Yep..."
God "Him? Oh yeah, I'm get rid of everyone but him so I'm having him make this cool boat."
Lucifer ๐จ "Everyone... But him?"
God "Yeah man, he's gonna load it up with animals and like... Be the guy or somethin."
Lucifer ๐จ "Wha... I hate this now! You've ruined this entirely!"
God "Well- I told him to tell the other guys but they didn't want to do it. Which is why... You know... WOOSH!" ๐
Lucifer ๐จ "Why this- Awgh! What the fuck is THAT!?"
God "Duck-billed platypus."
Lucifer ๐จ "Wha... That... What does it DO?"
God "Oh, shoot, it's dope! It's like a Duck-Beaver with poison claws."
Lucifer ๐จ
God ๐
Lucifer ๐จ
God ๐ "It's a mammal that lays eggs!"
Lucifer ๐จ "Wh... That's the stupidest fucking thing I've ever heard! Why is it poison!?"
God โน๏ธ "Aw... I thought it was cool... And, I mean, TECHNICALLY it's VENOM. Poison you ingest."
Lucifer "OH! OK! Well I'm glad you're making coherent distinctions between things in a place where THAT FUCKING THING exists!"
God "Yeah... I got all kinds of stuff here."
Lucifer "Wow... Just wow..."
God "Hey! Where are you going? ....... Meh... He doesn't get it... You get it right?"
Noah ๐
God "Yeah... Yeah, you get it... Hey, get a couple of them pink birds that stand on one leg."
Noah "Yes my lord."
God "Those things are dope... *sigh* Yep..."
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