Deep johnson

Some places are deep.. and some are deep johnson. (Extremely far from your location) you can also say deep johnson the 32nd or 91st (or any number based on how far the place really is)

Dewie- “you guys tryna get a bacon egg and cheese from the deli”
Vick- “hell nah nigga that shit deep johnson”

by Marc Stock the Ock January 21, 2022

Bartholomew Johnson

Bartholomew Johnson is a one of a kind talking pup. He speaks, he barks, he humps. Barthy for short, he doesn’t know when to shut his mouth. But to know the pup is to love the pup

Bartholomew Johnson was very excited when he found out he was spending the weekend with his wifey and not his ex hubby.

by Xojojonoss May 26, 2022

Johnson

A really really cool last name.

Mr Johnson came late to class

by potato chomp mongolian chicken May 29, 2022

Sidney Johnson

A man with a small penis and no friends. A common slang word used in Secondary Schools in the county of Essex, England. Usually ginger.

“Did you see that ginger band kid?”
“Yeah, he’s a Sidney Johnson innit.”

by wagyuwibb March 10, 2022

Malia hauoli-Johnson

A white bitch addicted to nicotine and white boys

Malia hauoli-Johnson is a Neanderthal

by Coochi man March 12, 2022

Bus Johnson

A well known hater. He is someone who hates on others for no other reason other than to hate. He can be found at football fields or Pistons Bar in Long Beach, CA.

Man, where is Bus Johnson.

He's at Pistons!

by El Jefe Soto March 16, 2022

Toure Johnson

A real racist prick that likes to hang around asian guys but hes black. He also is a master gaslighter, extremely homophobic. Does not want his girlfriend to have she/they pronouns. He loves fighting and his a master anime weeb. He does not know taekwondo.

Bro this dude Toure Johnson is such a prick bastard!

by ToureIsABastard March 18, 2022