A sledge hammer that instead of a regular steel hammerhead, has a TI-84 on it. The TI-84's superior structural quality allows for more accurate and harder swings. Also calculates the best trajectory needed for the most optimal outcome.
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"Bro just go to howes and buy a TI-84 sledge hammer. Best purchase i have made ngl"
"Bro just go to howes and buy a TI-84 sledge hammer. Best purchase i have made ngl"
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A 'Velvet Hammer' is a MAN who has the ability to beat someone senseless, but acts and dresses like an eloquent gentleman rather than a normal thug.
Somewhat similar to the 'Cultured Thug'
A 'Velvet Hammer' is a MAN who has the ability to beat someone senseless, but acts and dresses like an eloquent gentleman rather than a normal thug.
Somewhat similar to the 'Cultured Thug'
"That gentleman in the Armani suit turned out to be a real Velvet Hammer whenever that big brawl broke out in the club."
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