based coomer

Something that doesn't exist.

Bob: Jeff look I found this nazi hentai stash on this discord server, I'm such a based coomer!
Jeff: Bobby, you have a porn addiction, you are not based.

by pulica_franaru December 8, 2023

Based

some stupid word annoying people use to describe an opinion they agree with

Guy 1: I think that hotdogs are good!

Guy 2: That’s based.

Guy 3: Can you STFU Guy 2

Guy 1: Guy 2, you’re so annoying please never say based again

by Mindless_Parsnip December 9, 2023

82nd base

Obtain stage 4 prostrate cancer, with the surgeon having to fuck out the tumors, all though anesthesia is not allowed or else it doesn’t count. You also have to be wearing a motorcycle helmet while your parrot gets jerked off by the priests. Before getting the cancer, you must have had sex with at least 12 axolotls, all of them anally.

I didn’t think he would do it, but Dr. Johnson made me get to 82nd base!

by dagosti August 22, 2023

Base Pocket-Pussy (B.P.P)

When Military men arrive to a new base/station and find a civie girl to sleep with for the duration of their stay/orders to fufill sexual urges/desires, when they recieve orders elsewhere, they drop their B.P.P for a new one at their next base.

I miss my last Base Pocket-Pussy (B.P.P), she got down and FREAKY with me, She was a blonde college girl from Miami.

by thechavez September 20, 2023

based like Mike

To be completely wrong about something while harbouring a fear of cartoon dogs

Hey, X; You’re based like Mike (as in full of shit)

by NafoSpelling Champ September 25, 2023

based

Corey

Corey is always based

"Have you seen Corey? She is so based?"

by Milord220 October 4, 2023

twentysecond base

When you think the amount of bases on Urban Dictionary isn't enough, so you add more yourself.

Guy 1: I got to twentysecond base last night. It was awesome!
Guy 2: Dude are you ok?

by IMurderedThreeGirlsOnJan42014 June 30, 2023