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Toilet

A bowl you-Eh you know what I'm just gonna stop here.
Moooooooommmm I dropped your phone in the toilet.
by madog7864 & gameluver November 20, 2019
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Toilet Paper

When you want to toilet paper Laura's neighbor's house but Kirk suggests you use her sheets instead.
If we use Laura's sheets to toilet paper their house they can use a blacklight and DNA testing to find her.
by Kirk Loveday December 7, 2019
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Toilet tumble

When you shit so hard you fall off the toilet aggressively
I just toilet tumbled and it was amazing
by Fellowbeechnega December 24, 2019
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Party Toilet

Webster would call it a bidet, but in reality it’s a sophisticated bum cleansing device. It cleans the shit out of your booty.

Most Americans clean themselves with little wads of paper, like savages. Would you clean your body with tiny squares of paper, prone to falling apart? I think not! Why treat your bum any different?
by SnwSkier36 December 29, 2019
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room toilet

A bottle or something similar that neckbeards often have in their rooms to piss in.

Often used whilst gaming or just simply if they're too lazy to go to the bathroom.
You really love apple juice huh?

Oh no, you see those are my room toilets.

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by hagridx April 22, 2019
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Big terti in the toilet

BY doing a big terti in the toilet you are just taking a big fat hard dump.
Worries yo-yo Kyoto took a big terti in the toilet
by BIg terti master 69 May 10, 2019
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