Toilet

A bowl you-Eh you know what I'm just gonna stop here.

Moooooooommmm I dropped your phone in the toilet.

by madog7864 & gameluver November 20, 2019

Toilet head

At person who typically enjoys their beverages fresh from the shitter. There usually found anyplace that has a toilet or bowl with water in it.

1: Lmao did you see that retard over there!?!.

2: haha yeah, must be a toilet head.

by Ur mum reeks March 2, 2019

Toilet Bruise

A streak left on the inside of the toilet bowl from a massive dump. The streak remains even after flushing.

Ryan left a major toilet bruise in church toilet right before his wedding ceremony.

by Dr. Jebediah Toolshed M.D. March 15, 2019

room toilet

A bottle or something similar that neckbeards often have in their rooms to piss in.

Often used whilst gaming or just simply if they're too lazy to go to the bathroom.

You really love apple juice huh?

Oh no, you see those are my room toilets.

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by hagridx April 22, 2019

Dropping your reading medal in the toilet

Loosing your virginity

I love dropping your reading medal in the toilet

by Squad1048104 April 26, 2019

Big terti in the toilet

BY doing a big terti in the toilet you are just taking a big fat hard dump.

Worries yo-yo Kyoto took a big terti in the toilet

by BIg terti master 69 May 10, 2019

Toilet scrubber

A gay dude who eats out another gay dudes butthole

That dude is a total toilet scrubber .

I used to scrub toilets to get my way through college , toilet scrubber for life.

by dragunov36 May 10, 2019