sick

when u cant go to school

Mom i am sick i cant go to school today :(

by slovac March 24, 2022

Sick

Abusive negligent mother. Perverted, toxic, poisoned our food, staved her children and stole from them, walked around naked, refused to accept her daughters had their period, asked if certain items made her kids, "want to cum."

Mom: how do you like beef stroganoff?
My siblings and I: it makes us sick in our belly and we can't eat it.

by Derra February 14, 2022

Sick

When you wanna fucking die and wanna shove a lamp up your ass at the same time

My brain is sick because I love fucking lamps

by Lamp sex.com April 15, 2022

Sick fuck

Gus weaver in the flesh

That boy Gus weaver is a sick fuck

by what wwwwwwwwwww November 14, 2020

a dick is a sick

hoe

a dick is a sick bitch

by fasnfoiupgidfgifugf fuck November 17, 2020

sick licks

Used to denote an action that is cool, extraordinary, or remarkable.

Wow, you did so well in medical school, that was sick licks!
You got some sick licks in during COD!

by sickestlicks November 21, 2020

Sick Winds

When you think you need to take a FAT shit but it turns out its just a rancid fart

Yo Gabe just rushed to the shitter, but it turns out he just had a case of the sick winds

by The Downtalkers December 4, 2020