Salmon Toss Salad

The act of licking a mans asshole with a side of salmon filets or dip. A normal toss salad but with salmon added for flavor.

Guy 1:First I'ma take the salad then I'ma add the salmon then im gonna TOSS IT!!!

Guy 2:(Laughs his ass off)
Guy 1: Have you never had a salmon toss salad?
Guy 2:No I have not.

by Toss Salad Guy December 9, 2012

Ten Dick Salad

A special treat for someone who has wronged you or treated you in a inappropriate way. A phrase to express displeasure with another person.

Guy1: That guy really screwed me over.
Guy2: Well, don't worry about it, he can eat a ten dick salad with extra testicles.

by Bionic Vodoo Power December 19, 2008

hot fudge salad

This is when you're the recipient of a tossed salad and during the act you accidentaly shart.

Dude! I gave your little sister a hot fudge salad last night while your mom watched! BOOYAH!

by jeepzilla August 17, 2004

Tossed salad fingers

When you scratch your butt hole with your fingers and go around shaking peoples hands then afterwards smell them and they smell like shit.

When I got home after the meeting I smelled my fingers and they smelled like tossed salad fingers.

by El coyote September 7, 2019

Nova Scotian salad

A Twist on the tossed salad; the Nova Scotian Salad is the act of eating semi-digested salad from your partners anus. During the act you must wear a Viking Horn Helmet and cot your toung in fish oil.

Hey you Hoser, I'm looking to marry my girl friend, but she is hesitant, any tips?

Yeah Brah, prepare her a Nova Scotian Salad.

by Anal OPA April 24, 2018

Go eat a salad

The phrase you say to a fat kid who eats shit everyday.

Hey fat fuck go eat a salad

by LocalFatKid October 27, 2020

Smoked Trout Salad

A variation on tossing the salad.

The tosser of the salad blows cigar smoke up the asshole of a tossee who has been suffering from explosive diarrhoea until the inevitable explosion happens, leaving the tosser gasping like a fish in the mud.

Despite his irritable bowl syndrome and being imprisoned for sex crimes, Dane was still able to enjoy a Smoked Trout Salad from time to time. Although he was never able to get the smell out of his beard.

by goatofwisdom July 15, 2011