Robert

A handsome alpha male hide your mom if he is around Or she will immediately fall for her also known as nighthawk

Robert or nighthawk

by Johnny765467 March 24, 2022

Robert Alexzander Vonhoffen

Different people coming up with words to describe him:
"funny"
"gay"
"amazing"
"hops"
"cute"
"crazy"

"Have you heard of Robert Alexzander Vonhoffen?"

"Yeah the guy who's funny, gay, amazing, HOPS, cute and crazy."

by Roz Ryson March 29, 2022

Robert

A mother fucker (when they let him) that is the reason we have to take a sexual abuse course at work.

There’s no one like Robert at work.

by YourNameWasCarlosOnce November 6, 2021

Robert

BIG HUMONGOUS PENIS. SO BIG. HUGE PENIS MAN.

Robert is a HUGE PENIS MAN

by anonymous November 15, 2021

Robert Pattinson

Robert Pattinson is the hottest man alive.
He's also Mar's husband and the most adorable , amazing , hottest , smexiest , sexiest , funniest , finest , bestest hottie !!

Omg look at that picture of Robert Pattinson , he looks so hot !

by marurmom November 20, 2021

Robert

This is the most desperate dude you’ll ever meet. He will beg for pussy any chance he gets even though he’s one himself. He acts like a fucking jerk to his girlfriend just to please his friends and manipulates her without shame

Girl 1: “Damn, Robert is so desperate, He keeps asking me for “boba” and sends me dick pics”
Girl 2: “SEXUAL ASSULT!!”

by 0.4x January 29, 2022

Robert

Don’t call him rob, don’t, just don’t. I called him rob and it almost cost me my life.

Me: Hey rob, how you doing?

Robert: tf u just call me?

Me: Robert

Robert: that’s not what you said

Me: rob?

Robert: ever seen the movie “saw”?

Me: no

Robert: you’re about to find out

by Shmip January 29, 2022