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Beaver Dust

Beaver dust is a phenomena that may be encountered when browsing the senior section of the Tinder aisle.

A place once filled with fun, afternoon rain showers, and an occasional a carrot... now coughs dust like a covid-19 patient as the wetlands have become arid but the aroma of tilapia still permeates the air.
Grandpa was telling me a bedtime story about the time when the Japanese fish market was hit with a freak sand storm that blinded him for several days, and how that was nothing compare to the Beaver Dust he encountered when the Friday afternoon breeze lifted Brenda's floral evening gown.
by BeaverDust March 22, 2021
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Bone Dust

what shall soon become the remnants of your spinal cord
you don't have your mask on sir so now your spine will become Bone Dust
by Oliver Tweest April 12, 2021
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Squat Dust

When one farts and then has to squat in to the area where they have farted in to. Next level is when you coerce someone to squat in the area in which you have farted.
I was getting ready to poop and as I sat down I violently farted while in my descent. “Dusting” thy self in thine own luscious fart. Hence forth the “squat dust” is born.
by Jonny mansport April 16, 2021
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Chalk dust

Wanna snort some chalk dust with me?
by Obese banana May 13, 2021
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Dust Buster

haha look it’s the fucking dust buster !!
by soulxid May 18, 2021
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piss dust

When you might be a little drunk, and you slip and fall in the outhouse or bathroom stall, bit you bounce right back up again. Nobody saw you... But piss dust is the residue you can feel but maybe not see on your clothes. Only you know it's there

Also known as urine vapor or pee mist. Can be found around toilets and May cause your baseboard heat covers near your toilet to rot and rust
Damn, I slipped and fell in the porta potty and when I came out I was covered in piss dust!
by ReleaseTheKraken May 30, 2021
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Russian dust storm

Sprinkle cocaine on a strippers asshole the put your face in front of her asshole and your friend punches her in the stomach making her fart the cocaine into your face.
Dude Frank and I fucked this hooker last night and we did the Russian dust storm on her!!!
by Captaincatshit April 19, 2021
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