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Buttholetotightest disease

When your butthole is to tight causing clumps of hair to fall off of your head, easily fixed by anal stretching
Anal stretching is the only way to cure buttholetotightest disease
by Afinssaurle November 25, 2022
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no-head disease

its a disease which slowly deteriorates the mental and physical health of the person. it occurs due to a lack of head received by the person.
Jack: Have you seen what happened to Simon? It's really sad, I hope he gets better.
Connor: I heard he caught the no-head disease, its fatal.
by nbru1337 November 27, 2022
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Cleese Disease

When a comedian becomes increasingly shit and unfunny the older they get.

Also known as Atkinsons Affliction.
I see the cleese disease is taking its toll, it's horrible to see the condition worsening to rapidly.
by Pipsta_2001 November 29, 2022
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Gates Disease

The diseases or maladies affecting any person suffering from vaccine injury, allergy or adverse events since Bill Gates began paying off media sources and medical providers / practitioners.
Maddy DeGary is a 13 year old girl in Ohio crippled by Gates disease.
by Sur At Rat September 20, 2022
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nt disease

a disease that can only be cured by seeing a big ol rack
John: Ay girl i got NT disease can you cure it for me?

Lana: Yeah i guess😑
by Johnny Galisa October 10, 2022
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Sifa Disease

A term coined by TheFurEffect to denote someone who is infected by the evils of communism.

There are a major and a maximum form:

Sifa Major: Those who willingly support the evils of communism despite being from a free society

Sifa Maximum: Those born under the evils of communism

Symptoms include ( but are not limited to ):
- Being subhuman
- Extremely low IQ across the board ( no matter how many tests say otherwise )
- Being greedy and selling out their area / country for money
- Having no soul
- Believing that communism can do anything other than harm to everyone / thing
- Choosing corruption over democracy / freedom

If your friends or anybody you know is suffering from Sifa Sifa Disease then I urge you to put them out of their missery and end their pitiful existence like a wounded dog that won't make it to the vet in time. They'll thank you from the afterlife for your service
Guy A: Look at Girl C over there. She looks like a keeper

Guy B: Oh, you don't know? She has Sifa Disease. I'm going to put her out of her missery later today

Guy A: Damn, if she wasn't infected, I'd totally date her
by Melon Foreigner December 31, 2021
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Mad Snail Disease

When your bussy gets too raw
After my friends and I had a sleep over, we all woke up with Mad Snail Disease.
by BARBARAH January 6, 2022
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