Clam Jam

When the vaginas of two women are stuck together after extreme lesbian sex

Jake: Dude did you hear that Samantha and Janice had a clam jam?
Peter: Dude No Way

by Prolope421 June 2, 2018

clam burp

Farts that come from the snatch. Often occurs during a forward thrust of the meat sickle. Many times odorless but can take on a foul stench if coming from an already pungent hole.

I was boning Sara last night and she let out a nasty clam burp.

by Wcmst4 June 3, 2018

soggy clam

Another word for pussy.

Man I really shucked that girls soggy clam! *wink* *wink*

by TheThrustmaster December 15, 2017

Clam digger

A hidden racist. An ode to the wheel of fortune episode where a guy tried to solve the puzzle “clam _iggers” with the letter N.

Enrique didn’t get that promotion that he was over qualified for. Tom got it instead. Some people think the supervisor is a clam digger.

by King Random April 21, 2018

holy clam chowder

When you get a facial by a holy figure

yesterday at the church the pope gave me a holy clam chowder
damn dude thats sick as fuck

by animetiddies.com April 23, 2018

Clamming

fapping inside your kitchen while squeezing your nuts between two metal clamps.

'Hey, can you come over to my place?'
'No sorry, I'm busy with my clamming session

by Dicktionairy Nibba January 10, 2020

Hooking the Clam

Hooking the clam is a coming of age sex gamepracticed in the working men's clubs of South Yorkshire, it involves around eight 'sturdy young men' and a couple of chubby barmaids, one of the barmaids strips off and is strapped speadeagle to the 'clam table' and is liberally coated from foot to chin in beef lard. The young men strip off and form an orderly queue in front of the second barmaid who is seated and begins to fellate the first in line to the brink of orgasm, he must then fully erect perform a belly slide along the greasy barmaid and attempt to 'hook the clam' by positioning his member inside the barmaids clam and ejaculating on call. A points system is applied to other places of ejaculation, the ankles one point, the knees or thighs two points and to hook the clam five points, if he should overshoot and hit the stomach or breasts foul is called. The winner is paraded around the local village and must take the barmaid on a paid night out.

Albert: "It's clam hooking time at the club tonight Jim"
Jim: "Aye if I was a betting man I'd say our young Mick is going to be hooking the clam"

by IntoxicaSean April 10, 2020