chode man

when some one has a littel cock that is not appealing

small cock and chode man

by faggot dude February 22, 2010

chode glazing

when a man waits for his jizz to glaze over his chode and then has a women lick it off

brett: hey spencer check it out im chode glazing
spencer: sick dude can i taste it!

by bal_zak March 8, 2010

Chode

1. Well my friend said a chode is a dick but i dont think it is cuz my friend is like RETARDEEED *DURRR* So the OBVIOUS definition is obviously 2 men scissoring for whatever reason they would do such a thing.

2. I JUST DONT GIVE A FUCK MAN.

1. Bro1:WHOA BRO! saw some chicks scissoring n thought id try it too!

Bro 2: SICK IDEA BRO!

2. I SAY THIS DEFINITION OF CHODE IZ BEST AND YOU DO TOO!

by Good Knowledge November 11, 2009

Bullit Chode

A fat man that is fater than they are taller

hey, liam you bullit chode!!

by DiRtY HaRrY DaRtFoRd May 8, 2008

Chode Plaster

When one uses his or her chode to blow a load on a face or pussy ass; a very powerful heavy load.

Kyle was preparing to unload a legendary chode plaster unto the face of Austin when his mother entered the line of fire.....

by CDDB May 20, 2008

chode features

someone who is very fat/obese and their face is wider in length than it is long.

OMG look at "smithys" chode features!

by helen chode smith January 2, 2011

chode roasting

The act of quickly and violently shooting out another team in paintball, turning out with tournament markers against new kids with rentals.

Dude, we're going chode roasting at the Wednesday Night Fights after the Big Game, you down?

by g4ll4g January 13, 2011