ugh aids

What many people say when they fail a test or experience a similar feeling.

Dude 1: UGH AIDS
Dude 2: What? Why are you shouting?
Dude 1: I FAILED MY TEST!!!!!11
DUDE 2: WHAT SERIOUSLY? THAT'S LITERALLY CANCER, SHIT

by toast. ggwp March 17, 2017

kool-aid

Slang Hispanic word for someone thats a culo.

Personal one: hey have you met that new guy in our class.
Person number two: you mean Juan , yeah I know him he's my neighbor you should see the way he talk to his mom that vato totally kool-aid.

by oigres one October 7, 2016

Band-Aid Fission

When the number of Band-Aids applied to an IT system over time reaches critical mass, the system achieves Band-Aid Fission and explodes, violently

<Operator> Hello Ops here. How can I assist?
<Customer> Every site I try to access gives me a 404 error
<Operator> OK let me check.... Oh shit! It's happened! We've reached Band-Aid Fission
<Customer> What the hell does that mean?
<Operator> Never mind. There's fuck all we can do. Nice knowing you.
<Customer> Wait! There must be something you can do!
<Operator> ...no ...no there is not *click*

by nerdorama July 13, 2016

Aids

Jonas

Jonas is aids.

by Olole February 12, 2018

AIDS

When you get fucked in the ass by EA.

How did fut champs go yesterday?
Bad, I got aids.

by FIFAGOD128 January 31, 2017

in aid of

in order to help (something or someone)

The event is being held in aid of charity

by mikeyannie February 6, 2017

AIDS

This is something that only retarded people have when they thought it was smart to have sex with a monkey (Ryan Maxted).

Ryan maxted had sex with a gorilla 100 times last summer and got aids

by Aidmuncher69 October 24, 2019