The lord and protector of queefs. He ensures all women have the right and privilege queef as they see fit. He also protects a woman's right to enhance her queef experience.
My husband hates when I queef loudly at family functions. Fortunately The Queef Sage came to him in vision and righted his arrogance.
by THE American Dan February 19, 2026
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