p. wheels

Patrick Sean Wheeler I of Lawrence Massachusetts a.k.a. Lord of the flame; a p. wheels or wheeler is one insane individual who lives for chaos and destruction, whether by huge fires or explosions, or dangerous car driving.

"Shit did you see those p wheels fly by? he's going go hit that old women!"

by Bennie December 7, 2004

P daddy

A sexy, chunky,...handsome beast of a man that will take hold over your genitalia in a single glance (trust me I know) p daddy will have you licking your body all over in the shower like a dog (I’m getting to horny for this) if your lucky he’ll take you to the stabbin cabbin, if your not. You’ll never be satisfied again. Beware his fat thick sausage is bigger than a rhinos. I’m the act you won’t know where your flesh ends and his Flesh begins but these words cannot account for the p daddy’s exquisite body so I encourage you to stop reading this and go see for your self

Oh p daddy no more talk pls desiccate my vag now

by MrBigshloang January 15, 2021

Phillip P.

Phillip P. is the most amazing, crazy, kindest person you’ll ever meet. He’s also a pot head but has great taste in music and will tell you so many interesting stories about life. He will show you love even when no one else will no matter who you are. Phillip is the type of guy that is so perfect but you can’t have. He has a lot of baggage but has put himself back together and did a damn good job of it. If you meet Phillip P. you may fall in love with him and if you do be sure to hold onto him and take care of him cause he deserves love and from someone who can show him that.

Me: I will always love Phillip P. but I can’t have him.

by Midgetlord0627 June 4, 2021

P-Funk

A "P-Funk" is a person (mostly a British person) who is snobby and brags/talks quite a lot.

"you see that guy that being such a P-Funk" - person 1
"yeah that asshat" - person 2
"I hate his guts" - person 1

by CozyShmosy December 15, 2022

p^2

Pokemon Posse. The most hardcore of all gangs. Colors: Green and Black. The posse is found mostly in north eastern Ohio. Beware though, most are armed with moltovs.

Shiiiit dawg, p^2 is in the 'hood. We best bounce afore we get smacked.

by ash ketchum December 25, 2005

P Hair

Short for PUSSY HAIR. It is an insult that would be called to a guy that is a pansy.

Man Chris is a fucking P Hair now that he has gotten married.

by Leebuck2 April 14, 2003

p to the enis

Used to call someone a penis in a very cool way. Also used to log on to certain computer files that don't let you input "penis."

Mark: Dude that's awesome!
John: That's NOT awesome...
Mark:....Yur a p to the enis.
John: *gasp*

by Sergeant Rat September 12, 2005