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Bitch

Bitch is a female dog, or an insult you can give to your friends (if you have any), or to use as an inside joke between your enemies, exes, etc.
Mom 1: "Hi sweetie? Did you hear that your dad bought us a bitch?"

Daughter 1: "No? Oh m gee, where!!"

Mom 1: "He's in the dining room."

Frenemy 1: "OH MY GOD!! YOU BITCH!"

Frenemy 2: " Pfft, whatever, BITCH"

Friend to frenemy 2: "Stop using the word "bitch" were only 5!"

Your ex: "Ugh yeah, Karen was such a bitch to me! Pysch, we're friends, it's a joke!"

Your ex's friend: "Oh, right, she's my girlfriend actually. Say hi!

Karen: "Hi bitch, haha!"

Your ex: "Haha!"
by sulqur August 25, 2018
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lazarbeam is a god damn bitch
by lazarbeam is #1 August 26, 2018
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Bitch Lasagna

Words you tell your crush when she don't answer you
guy: Hello
Seen 5:07pm
guy: Bitch lasagna
by Boproi August 26, 2018
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Bitch lasagna

The phrase "Bitch lasagna" is used to show signs of pain,pleasure or irritation.It is most commonly used while shouting.
"Bitch lasagna, that hurt like a truck on bike,damn"
by Knowledgeman January 18, 2019
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Bitch Ass

A female that is being annoying to anyone.
Guy 1: Wow she was real annoying at prom.
Guy 2: Yeah, she's a bitch ass
by BilliesGorol January 18, 2019
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Fake bitch

That friend who always asks "OMG can I borrow that just to try it?" and never gives it back
"that fake bitch still owes me my lego figure"
by Godisagamer January 19, 2019
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Bitch

You are a bitch.
by bobthemango January 20, 2019
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