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Stone-Aholic

one who partakes in the drinkies and the smokies
Alexis Stanley is a self-proclaimed stone-aholic
by Imanonymousyoudontgettoknowme December 4, 2020
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stones

stones is equivalent to "awesomeness" or the "very best"
Generally used as a noun to describe the cream of the crop of any situation
"Pocket Aces on the flop, I got stones. "
"Dude that chick over there is straight stones"
"Yo bro, Marky just won $10,000 in a poker match" Sean: "That's stones bro!"
by 1942marky December 9, 2020
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stonee

Sexy babe with tiggo bitties and tiny waists. Makes you chub just by looking at her. She’s ditsy and always seems stoned like her name.

P.S. Will you marry me? 😍
Him: “Stonee, ur so hawt. Will you kiss me?”
Her: In a ditsy laugh, “Hahaha whatever”!
by fuddfudd November 15, 2020
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Stoned

getting/ got (verb);

In a video game, dying from fall damage when it could have been prevented but you fudged it.

Derived from youtuber "StoneMountain64" suggesting to people to manually press your parachute at the last moment to avoid being a target, however in practice it leads to becoming a pancake more often than if you had just used the damn parachute earlier.
The term was created by 'Neebs Gaming' in thier Call of Duty: Warzone animation episode "Fall Damage"
I got stoned, but I know I pressed the parachute button!
by Badjer47 November 24, 2020
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stone girl

A girl that is so traumatized and filled with issues that she gets turned on by the sound of a fucking gun.
Yoo dude I met a stone girl and she liked my gun
Bro idk if thats a good thing
by Rachel the bunny November 2, 2020
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family stone

The first Family Stone in the world and it's all Universes including Parallel Universes and Black Holes belongs to the Rusnak family and it is a colorless clear tourmaline.
I love our family stone, especially when it is a colorless clear tourmaline, it is the perfect protection.
by Nunuska November 6, 2020
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Kissing the Blarney stone

A colloquialism for bedding a particularly unattractive person just for the sake of getting your boy/ Girl Scout badge( in other words, to check that off your list of regrets.). The origins come from the practice of tourists who make a pilgrimage to Blarney castle in Ireland so they can wait in a ridiculously long line, to then hang over the side of the castle to kiss the Blarney Stone in the hope it will bring good luck. Or, Simply to be able to say they have done it.
The inference is that the pursuit is a waste of time and energy, and, could result in herpes for your idiotic pursuit!
1.) person #1: Marco must be really desperate, or really bored.
Person #2: why do you say that?

Person #1: because he’s “kissing the Blarney Stone” with that wildebeest taking up 2 stools at the end of the bar!
Person #2: wow! He needs help!

Person #1: you’re right! I’ll lend him a condom!
by Mynameisntshmuley January 4, 2021
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