metaphor mountain

one of the many universes.

metaphor mountain is coming to an end

by the-all-giving August 30, 2022

mountain pussy

Untouched Bigfoot pussy.. Tastes like the copper of the moonshine

Tryna find some mountain pussy all the way in these neck of the woods?

by Mountain Pussy November 1, 2022

Mountaineer Mentality

If you ask someone who's climbed a big mountain why they did it they will likely say:
"Because it's there"
This is the mountaineer mentality. They had no good reason to do it, but they did it anyway.

Person 1: Hey, why the hell did you sleep with my sister?!?
Person 2: Because I can.
Person 1: That's some whack ass mountaineer mentality you got there bucko *proceeds to beat the shit out of Person 2*

by Dick334289 November 23, 2022

Rocky Mountain Snot Box

When you farmer your nose into her lady parts for lube

There was no KY jelly available but Rocky Mountain snot box and we were good to go.

by Mbop January 14, 2022

islantic mountain water

A FCUKING SCAM FROM ICELAND

THE APOCALIPS IS HAPPENING BUY SOME islantic mountain water

by AMANUEL TESSEMA September 18, 2022

Lookout mountain

Where Denver high schoolers go to make out and fuck in their cars. Also overlooks the Colorado school of mines

Bob: hey, you want to drive lookout mountain today?

Angela: no I don’t want to have sex

by May be jenny may not be September 29, 2022

Mountain Dew Moonpie

Having a woman piss on you while doing anal in the cowgirl position.

That freak gave me a Mountain Dew moonpie and soaked the sheets.

by Hammer Slammer May 18, 2022