Moo

The noise a cow makes you ass

Some idiot:Is that a cat?
Cow:Bitch I'm a cow , Bitch I'm a cow, i am not a cat i don't say meow
MOOOOOO

by Billy bye the science guy :0 September 2, 2018

Big Moose

Canadian term for "Big Mood"

Yo, that's totally Big moose , ay

by CreatorOfBigMoose September 19, 2018

MOO

MOO is a slang used by asshole tourists when hindus praise a cow .

Alex Jones went to the hindu temple where he saw hindus worshipping a cow. In an assholy fashion, he yelled from the top of his lungs "MOOOOOOOO". He was then kicked out of india forever.

by IllegalPoptart May 19, 2018

Moo Box

A box where men store their semen for a whole year and then give it to someone as an April Fools joke disguised as milk.

Man 1: "Here's some milk man, I just thought I would give you some"
*gives the Moo Box*
Man 2: "Thanks dude, I actually felt like milk"
*drinks the Moo Box*
Man 2: "HOLY FUCK- IS THIS SEMEN?! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU"

by Siphiwe Tshabalala May 19, 2018

lifts my moos

when you feel depressed but seeing a really pretty person makes you feel better because you are horny for them (moos as a reference to the german word for "bush").

I was feeling really shit but Tan Frances really lifts my moos tbh.

by JosDickPics April 4, 2018

Chocolate Moose

When you take a shit and then sit on their face.

MasterDongsdaman: Coltsdaman, did you just take a shit?
Coltsdaman: Yes
MasterDongsdaman: Good. Sit on my face. I'm ready for that chocolate moose

by sexybigboi69 June 5, 2018

Moose Ehmann

a really attractive man who lives in a swamp, and his best friend is a donkey. Very good at hockey as well, but does not play defense or block any shots. If your looking to buy some shampoo or cologne, find yourself a moose

Look at la moose ehmann, he’s goin today baby

by Riley Mcalees June 9, 2018