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Google Widow

A spouse of a Google employee. A Google Widow spends most of her/his time alone due to their spouse's extreme working conditions, such as early mornings, late nights, and work trips. The Google Widow's situation is also pronounced by the fact that when her/his spouse is physically present, the quality of connection is often poor, as spouse is frequently consumed with stress due to work. Google Widows rarely interact with their spouse without having to compete with a computer, a phone, or other tech gadget that keeps them hooked to work. Though Fortune Magazine consistently ranks Google as the best place to work, Google Widows have complex and conflicted feelings about such an assertion.
Gloria, the Google Widow, will probably come to the party without Tom. Again.
by fiddlehead July 23, 2016
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google hames

a hames that likes to google.

a hames that finds things.
man, that google hames found something.
by hames000000 February 10, 2018
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Doomsday-Google

A term used to define any activity, subject, methods, behaviors, or beliefs that may help you handle a by possible thought-up scenario.

A paranoid state of surfing where the user looks to actual possibilities and events and uses illegal drugs or mental disorder to reach satisfaction in solving all unplayable possibilities, before your head makes them again.

Tweak-google.

Geek-google
He went to doomsday-google the company if every shoemaker in her closet, bc they were names she said more than his, and his Ice was top-shelf.

He doomsday-Google's the rubber gloves to determine bulk 10k. Durable, versus 12k standard, to see how many he can afford to fit into as much space as possible, without overspending incase more are needed
by Odumb-Ess January 2, 2017
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google rich

When someone appears to be rich from a Google search of their name but in reality is not.
"Oh wow, he is rich!"
"No, he's just Google rich. He actually struggles to pay his rent."
by sanguinewiggly December 30, 2016
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google

a computer version of a smartass but everyone loves it, except for old people
I legit got spell check by google 6 times already
by got yo neck October 16, 2019
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Google

by Buddyboo888 October 23, 2019
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Google

Quote the girl with a speech impediment said are you good to go but she pronounced it "R-U Google"
by Skray Darthra Soulmeka October 25, 2019
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