ethan mf dolan is a 19 year old soon to be 20 who is hot asf but also a cutie pie.
he’s got dark brown hair, chocolate brown eyes. he has a twin, grayson dolan who’s basically ethan’s duplicate. niether one of the other is better than each other. ethan is funny asf but dramatic. ethan’s lane where you attttt?¿ overall, ethan dolan is an amazing, caring, passionate, person who wants nothing more than to enjoy life and love the people who surround him.
he’s got dark brown hair, chocolate brown eyes. he has a twin, grayson dolan who’s basically ethan’s duplicate. niether one of the other is better than each other. ethan is funny asf but dramatic. ethan’s lane where you attttt?¿ overall, ethan dolan is an amazing, caring, passionate, person who wants nothing more than to enjoy life and love the people who surround him.
person 1: have you heard of ethan dolan?
person 2: yeah, the dolan twins right?
person 1: heck yes
person 1: have you heard about ethan dolan’s RECENTS
person 2: you better believe it. they were making the whole world hot 🥵
person 2: yeah, the dolan twins right?
person 1: heck yes
person 1: have you heard about ethan dolan’s RECENTS
person 2: you better believe it. they were making the whole world hot 🥵
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Get the Ethan mug.A whiny little bitch, who doesn't know the jack shit about anything, but jerking off. He is, and will die a virgin, and has a penis the size of a Lego piece. If you so much as touch an Ethan, he will scream at you in a furious rage, crying and accusing you in any way possible. When in the rage, they somehow manage to summon the strength to chuck full sized live horse. An Ethan weighs 300 pounds and never works out and only eats chick-fil-a. Either that, or at the age of 34 is only three feet tall, and weighs 90 pounds. He has also has found a way to suck his own dick, and does it all day, and lives in his parent's attic, because his other siblings have already occupied the basement. At least it's better than a cardboard box! An Ethan has an unbelievable collection of useless and pointless talents, such as playing video games, and identifying and type of part in a dollar bill. He is also extremely ugly, and smells worse than shit, and only has a couple teeth remaining in his head. He also has a head the size of a beach ball, but his face is as big as ping-pong ball.
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