dating lag time

The time between dumping your last boy toy (or girl) and finding your new one.

see also shopping window.

Jenny's dating lag time was only three weeks before hooking up with her next regular.

by sick66 December 3, 2010

date muncher

someone who loves eating out other people's dates, ie their arses.

Last night I rimmed my girlfriend, I guess that makes me a date muncher.

by mcLevin September 15, 2010

date train

when a person cannot bring themselves to stop on-line dating--even when they are not enjoying all the frustration it can bring (while of course waiting to meet "the one").

Laura found herself busy with multiple dates that were rather disappointing. Yet, she couldn't bring herself to get off the date train and just take a break, or try a different site.

by synchrogal October 16, 2010

date - hmmmm ..

thinking about the dating stage of a relationship.
est. dan airey july 12th 2010

date - hmmmm ..

by dmacattack0002 July 13, 2010

out of date pot noodle

the overall taste and appearance of a VAGINA belonging to an unclean overweight female

the OUT OF DATE POT NOODLE can be found in any branch of witherspoons at various times of the day

by mr shush July 27, 2010

mystery dating

when you are not in a relationship with a person, male or female...but he/she thinks you are.

are you guys mystery dating?"..."what?"..."are you dating her?"..."no"..."is she dating you?"..."ah, crap

by bosniaisforlovers June 7, 2011

plum date

a secret prom date, like you may be pretending to be going with someone for their sake, but your secretly going with a more gorgus personnn.

'aww my plum dates well phit'

by johnny monk November 5, 2006