the butters approach

When a man or child pulls his pants down to his ankles while at a urinal in the men's toilets.

Cartman-"Ah yes the Butters approach"
Butters-"What's that?"

Dude 1 "He's taking the Butters approach"
Dude 2 "He needs to grow up!"

by Semi_Revolutinary August 18, 2019

Orgy butter

The filthy residue left on your bed after an orgy containing 5 men and a legal age Taiwanese trap girl.
This Orgy butter often contains ingredients such as; jizz, ass juice, lube, blood, sweat, poo and tears.

Jimmy: "hey man how was your sleep in all that Orgy butter"
Sean: "bro I couldn't stop eating it so I didn't get any sleep!"
Jimmy: "bro I can totally relate"

by CRYSTAL_BACON.44 August 24, 2019

butter sandwich

butter applied between slices of bread

I had a butter sandwich for breakfast today

by psyherin December 18, 2017

prison butter

It is when prisoners jizz in a cup and use it for lube

Tyrone got 2 more years cause they found a gallon of prison butter

by Joedahoe April 22, 2018

buttered cactus

When a guy is so hairy, his dick grows side-burns. Shaving often leaves stubble behind making it feel like a cactus inside your vagina.

Man, old man Jenkins was rockin a serious buttered cactus last night.
Thing was rough!

by ThiccBoi Jenkins April 22, 2018

Buttered balls

To have ones testicles covered in female ejaculate

Bro she was going ham last night riding me reverse cowgirl, I had buttered balls

by Daniel's jack January 11, 2020

Crumpet buttering

The act of ruining one's day exponentially and causing them anguish. Usually by denying a privilege or breaking a personal item. Sometimes just being a general annoyance to someone.

"That really was a crumpet buttering you gave him earlier."

by Trauchen Voodenschtampfern 3rd March 29, 2020