not (the, its, he, she, they, y’all)

a phrase that is followed by a repeating or stating the gag or the point of a sentence or action. it’s used to draw comedic attention to something somone said or did that’s either blatantly obvious or gag worthy that has you lowkey shook.

it was commonly used originally on social media sites such as twitter, instagram tiktok and reddit. but has recently been used commonly in the vocabulary and everyday colloquial slang of mainly POCs and members of the LGBTQ+ community.

it can be used as a way to throw shade.

not (the, its, he, she, they, y’all)

use pronoun, possessive determiner or determiner based on structure of the sentence.

example 1;
person 1: *walks in room, gasps, spins and blows an anime kiss*
person 2: “not the entrance featuring gasps, spins and an anime kiss”

example 2
person 1: bitch, i fell asleep in the bathroom on with my phone in my hand and dropping it.

person 2: damn, not he fell asleep

example 3
person 1: * walked in the office with the shoulder pads from 1980s with tacky and mix matched colors.*
person 2: *Says under breath*oh my God, not the ‘80s sholder pads and then tired color combination they thought was cute enough to leave the house looking like that

by ryuintokyo August 15, 2021

she's got a picture of an anime girl's face

This is to do with Wilbur Soot's 'I'm In Love With An E-Girl', an absolute classic.

Now who is Wilbur Soot you may ask? Well he is a man who fell in love with TommyInnit many years ago.

"She's got a picture of an anime girl's face!"
"Just a single"
"Nothing more"
"Send her rubbing up my ethernet cord"

by GiggleOfficial August 20, 2021

She knows

means check your snapchat

omg i cant do is She knows

by Cocobangerlanguage September 2, 2021

And She Was

A song by the Talking Heads. It seems to be unknown to an unfortunate amount of people, given its quality.

"The world was moving, she was right there with it, and she was"

by Random JoJo's Fan June 7, 2021

one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter

Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary

Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.

by Meep beep June 12, 2021

she’s kind

something said in an olivia rodrigo song

person 1: damn she’s like so kind
person 2: hey urban dictionary says there’s an error in this form
person 1: oh yea that’s because i forgot to say the exact phrase “she’s kind”

by byeeeebyeeeemsamericainpieeeee June 19, 2021

Give the monkey what she wants

To put forth the necessary effort to ensure the satisfaction of all involved parties in a particular situation.

“This presentation needs to be perfect, or my boss is going to be up my ass crack without a paddle. I’m really going to have to give the monkey what she wants, or I’ll be out of a job faster than you can say ‘Can you lend a coworker a pencil?’”

by Skronx July 5, 2021