when a man is taking a shit and his lady comes and sits on his lap straddling him and facing him. she takes a shit also and they proceed to have sex at the same time....
by Mattman40 January 9, 2012
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by FindMakarov69 November 15, 2011
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Hey girl! you been real good to dis nigga. So feast your body upon my gift to you. A "Russian Meatloaf Surprise".
by Brown Squared January 9, 2010
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"It was dark so I gave that bitch a Russian Lightning bolt"
Tim: "Hey, what did you guys do during the power outage"?
John: "Well, it was dark, so I i gave my girl a Russian Lightning Bolt"
Tim: "Hey, what did you guys do during the power outage"?
John: "Well, it was dark, so I i gave my girl a Russian Lightning Bolt"
by Judas, the Slayer of Hippies April 19, 2014
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by Fappio Flintstone September 18, 2014
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Vladimir: How goes your weekend comrade Nikoli?
Nickoli: Wonderful, did the Russian Infusion Maneuver at a party the other day
Nickoli: Wonderful, did the Russian Infusion Maneuver at a party the other day
by WIlll Smith December 30, 2014
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