Matt Jones

Matt jones is a very inmature guy, he is known for the being the most annoying kid in school and he is a very skinny guy, who gets swung around when ever he gets in a fight, hes the bitch of every school. hes the type of guy to care for you when your helping him, and only then.

Teenager : Are you that little bitch everyone talks about

Matt Jones: Shut up I fucked your mom

Teenager : say that one more time

Matt Jones: Im sorry, im your bitch

by Factual fate September 12, 2022

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dog piss jones

You didn't get anything,

There is nothing to show for it.

Can be a result connected to Karma

If you try to bamboozle the system,

you wind up getting dog piss jones

by jumpstart912 October 26, 2022

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Grandpa Jones

A stereotypical country boy who loves to dance on camera with a fucking banjo.
If you're asking for his age, uhh. Sorry bout' that.

Grandpa Jones is my favourite musician! - Some british person

by this is my pseudonym. barkbark October 26, 2022

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juberoni jones

juberoni is a verb used in a sentence when someone is being extremely quiet during Thanksgiving.

He was a juberoni jones when he ate that large turkey.
I took things seriously and I turned on my juberoni jones when I was eating with my family during Thanksgiving.

by Malicious Vicious Viscous Ben November 8, 2022

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Aiden Jones

Aiden Jones is known for his big size and is often called a fat ass. He sucks at video games because he is often texting chandler. He is also into Skylar Wilson and can often be found staring at her. He also sounds like a walrus when laughing.

"Look at that fat kid over there" says Noah
"He looks almost as big as Aiden Jones" says Ben Mai

by Ah Jones November 16, 2022

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