Jimmy

A person who is fucking God himself and all girls wanna fuc k him

Girls: I want jimmy's salami in me

by Iwannafuckingkillmyself November 30, 2018

jimmy velvet

A man who talks softly and so smooth, you don't even know when he is talking about you. Even if you are in the same room. Also responsible for bringing about the next trend in fashion material.

"Dude, that guy just got jimmy velveteened .......what a clueless twatcicle."

"I thought he and I were friends until I heard him jimmy velvet me."

"Who the fuck you think you are that you can talk about me like that!?"
"I'm motherfucking jimmy velvet, go fuck yourself.

by Skankbreathe July 11, 2017

Two trucks and a jimmy

What you load 16 people in and head to a live tv demo show.

Reporter: "how'd you all get here?"

Man answers: " Two trucks and a Jimmy"

by Msherwood91 July 19, 2017

Jimmy

Jimmy is a shy but not introverted man, who would do anything for his dog called Jorge. He loves chocolate and hates his pet Jorge. He also has a crush on Macarrones.

Where is Jimmy? He needs to feed his dog

by Adamir October 23, 2018

Jimmy

Is a badasss, could be your friend if you meet him in the clarens friendzone, Jimmy stop liging

Jimmy stop liging with Clara

by ElproXx October 23, 2018

The Jimmy Jig

when Jimmy Fallon does the Jig

Person 1: "dude have you heard about the jimmy jig"
Person 2: "Tf no"

by ishootyeface October 23, 2018

Jimmy

The affectionate nickname used for hormonal drivers and owners of the world famous Suzuki Jimny

Jimmy was upset when he got teased about his Jimny.

by UrbanJustaJoe October 29, 2018