driving to the shops

Giving two Asian men handjobs, at the same time!

She's driving to the shops with those two Asian men!

by ToddPacker December 13, 2023

I Can’t Drive 55

One foot on the brake and one on the gas, hey!
Well, there's too much traffic, I can't pass, no!
So I tried my best illegal move
Well, baby, black and white come and touched my groove again!

Gonna write me up a 125
Post my face wanted dead or alive
Take my license, all that jive
I can't drive 55! Oh No!

Uh!
So I signed my name on number 24, hey!
Yeah the judge said, "Boy, just one more...
We're gonna throw your ass in the city joint"

Looked me in the eye, said, "You get my point?"
I said Yea!, Oh yea!
Write me up a 125
Post my face wanted dead or alive

Take my license, all that jive
I can't drive 55!
Oh, yea!

I can't drive 55!
I can't drive 55!
I can't drive 55!
I can't drive 55!
Uh!

When I drive that slow, you know it's hard to steer.
And I can't get get my care out of second gear.
What used to take two hours now takes all day. Huh!
It took me 16 hours to get to L.A.

Gonna write me up a 125
Post my face wanted dead or alive
Take my license, all that jive
I Can’t Drive 55!
No, no no,

I can't drive...
(I can't drive 55!)
I can't drive...
(I can't drive 55!)
I can't drive 55!

by Death Menace July 3, 2023

Safe Drunk Driving

When you do something incredibly dangerous in a way that is slightly less dangerous than an alternative

You could wear a seatbelt and a helmet while drunk driving to do safe drunk driving, but it is still very dangerous.

by Eushshtb July 30, 2023

Delevan Drive Elementary

A very cheap and crappy school

We can't afford a good school, so I'm gonna take your ass to shitty ol' Delevan Drive Elementary with fat ladies as the "Principals"

by ChickenChocker69 August 2, 2023

did Washington drive a doger

yes he did

person 1: did Washington drive a doger
person 2: ye

by aGayPotatoe September 14, 2023

Castle your drive

To systematically bet more than others do in 7 card Texas hold'em remembering to have more chips just in case you bluff and lose.

You castle your drive in poker by betting bigger, and playing louder, but without saying a word, than those who don't know how to bet bigger, for more fun, knowing your hand may be just better gambling on your part.

by TrueBlueHue1 September 16, 2023

Driving test

The act of taming a wild car and the slow and steady replacing of each part with a functioning human organ until all that is left is a living breathing car human. Preferably painted red and called Lightening McQueen

Babe, my wheels hurt let me take a break

No the only think I’m braking for is the strip club you glistening little bitch

Your so inconsiderate! Ever since my driving test you’re libido has plummeted

Bitch don’t you see? You may only vroom vroom from now on, you put on too much weight these days it’s like you don’t even try to keep me interested anymore. When I met you, you were a wild and free car with passion and now that I’ve made your life better, now I’ve supplied you with working lungs and a tight pussy, you decide to get fat. Sometimes I regret replacing your air conditioning for a mouth.

by Kittykeeperpussypleaser April 22, 2022