based

to be a communist

The Barbie movie trailer is based.

by joemamadaughter April 19, 2023

Based

The greatest shoegaze band to ever exist

Based is the greatest band. If you don't think it is, end your li-

by T1 axtive May 5, 2023

Based

When u are true to yourself, that shits based. That shits brutal.

Brutal was fappin to some traps with his shitpipe in the background, that shit was so based.

by basedone May 12, 2023

I'm based

anyone who uses this unironically is insecure

person 1: i'm based
person 2: no one uses that word unironically

by anonymous May 12, 2023

based

Used to approve of something, usually from a right-wing point of view. Mostly ironic

Person 1: I triggered a leftoid earlier today!
Person 2: Based

by somerandompiggo2 May 15, 2023

Discussion-Based Assessment

A hellish quiz found in virtual schools, typically held over Zoom, where you meet with your teacher and they ask you questions about what you learned in the current module. Known for causing panic attacks and pre-DBA anxiety. They are even worse if you have a teacher that is very awkward with students.

Person 1: "Hey, did you hear what happened to Adriana yesterday?"
Person 2: "No, what happened?"
Person 1: "She killed herself because she didn't want to do her Biology discussion-based assessment."

by PlatinumFalls May 15, 2023

82nd base

Obtain stage 4 prostrate cancer, with the surgeon having to fuck out the tumors, all though anesthesia is not allowed or else it doesn’t count. You also have to be wearing a motorcycle helmet while your parrot gets jerked off by the priests. Before getting the cancer, you must have had sex with at least 12 axolotls, all of them anally.

I didn’t think he would do it, but Dr. Johnson made me get to 82nd base!

by dagosti August 22, 2023