Waldo-ing

When someone only posts group photos on their dating profile, making it hard to determine who they are and what they look like.

This guy is totally guilty of waldo-ing – all his dating app photos are group pics! How am I supposed to know which one he is?!

by Plenty of Fish November 10, 2020

Waldo

Sorry we can't find waldo

Waldo not found

by Cherry sparkles July 15, 2022

Waldo

Waldo is the best person on earth , so smart, talented, handsome and amazing, no one can compete

« This man is so out my league ». « Yes because its Waldo »

by Adam Driver September 8, 2022

Where is Waldo

When you take a random object and hide it in or on your body then ask Where is Waldo?

Rich grabbed a random knickknack and shoved it up his ass then went to his wife and asked Where is Waldo

by Cdpslayer November 28, 2022

A Waldo

A Waldo is a micro penis with herpes sores encircling it.

GG Allen pulled out his penis in front of me, it was such a Waldo.

by KirbyS November 17, 2025

Furry Waldo

Micro penis shrouded with excessive pubic hair. To the point where it can not be seen

G.G. Allin had such a small penis if he grew out his pubic hair he’d have a furry waldo

by Punkfreak868 November 17, 2025

Waldo

An adjective used to describe a brother who is inferior to his younger brothers, usually in reference to sports. A 'Waldo' is usually a toxic and mean person who curses and takes his anger out on others due to his inferiority. Known to follow leaders around and bum lick them, many times referred to as a sheeple.

Man 1: "That guy is such a waldo"
Man 2: "I know he always follows around the captain"

by TheInferiousWaldo December 16, 2025