Thanos

Thanos was originally a very large smurf who used to protect them from Gargamel but then Gargamel thwacked him with the red paint which made him look like a prune so papa smurf told him to get lost an that's why that's wanted to kill half of the universe

Thanos wanted to destroy all the smurfs

by The purple smurf May 6, 2020

Thanos

Some ball-sacked chin grape who wants some different colored rock candies to put on some glove for "balance"

Person: Man, Thanos is such crackhead!
Me: No, you are just an uncultured swine!! >:3

by PickleNick98 May 6, 2020

Thanos

40 year old Barney with a crack rock addiction

Thanos, we need to talk, this is an intervention.

by AndiB July 10, 2020

Thanos

Barny's big pissed brother with a shiney collection of rocks bedazzling his booger hooks.

wow thanos just touched me with his golden taint tickler.

by Cooter polluter August 1, 2020

Thanos

big ass nutsack chin

fuck you thanos

by Pornmilf420 June 1, 2020

Thanos

A big strong grape with anger issues and is also a kidnapper. He also has an undersized oven mitt with shiny overpowered stones on them. ALSO HE DA GUY FROM FORTNITE.

Iron man: Oh na we is losing
Doctor Strange: Hey nah we is winning

Iron man: Why u is tell me
Thanos: With da power of dis stone MIGHTY SNAP

by TopSorcery January 3, 2023

Thanos

Thanos loves rock collecting, adopting random children, and ruining thousand's of lives.

Thanos wants that booty, bois.

by ShaggyAt100% October 18, 2019