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tesla taser

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when you see a tesla you yell "Tesla taser!" and tickle the victims ribs or arm.
by InventorOfun December 15, 2021
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Flying Tesla

The act of getting a running start, launching yourself up and over The footboard of the bed and attempting to land your fully charged tesla into your partners un-lubricated trunk. Usually ending in a mangled pile of broken tesla and trunk contents.

Go no hands for the Model S!
Dwayne's girlfriend was bent over on the bed waiting for him to get home from work. He took one look into her brown eye from the doorway, ripped his clothes off and executed a Flying Tesla Model S.
by Ramrod4185 March 23, 2022
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akash tesla

Akash Tesla is a intelligent who is obsessed with destroying the world
by Light3692 April 18, 2022
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Dirty Tesla

When you're in the park having sex with your girl and right before you cum you pull out and shoot your jizz on a bird. Then the bird flies around the city leaving traces of your cum everywhere it lands.
I nailed a Dirty Tesla this morning so if you go outside, don't touch anything.
by CandaceSuite December 21, 2020
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Tesla Tobaccy

My juul needs a charge.
I’m all out of Tesla Tobaccy.
by Lazy crapper February 22, 2021
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Tesla

A shitty car that everyone treats like the future
That Tesla's roof just flew off on the freeway!
by TiananmenSquared March 26, 2021
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Tesla Tuesday

A phrase coined by user @squawksquare on twitter suggesting that Tesla stock tends to perform poorly on Tuesdays .
It’s Tesla Tuesday… that explains why Tesla is diving down 3% at the open on no news
by chadsideas August 21, 2024
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