Elias simmons

The master of Elias sool won. grandmaster of fart techniques. The master of farting

Person 1: do you know elias sool won
Person 2: eww thats a farting son of a bitch
Elias simmons farting, thats how you do it.

by ie peaple jack April 20, 2023

Eric Simmons

That one autistic kid in the corner of the room.

hey look at that Eric Simmons!

by FortniteLover123 October 23, 2018

John Simmons

The biggest creep in the world. Calls himself a physics teacher but is Jimmy Savile in disguise.

John Simmons is weird.

by lawrencexxxxxxxxxxx November 2, 2018

Anna Simmons

Wife of the goat (lit dog) (better than the GOAT though)

Anna Simmons is the wife of the G.O.A.T , but better than the GOAT

by Stemma October 14, 2022

Simmons Classic

When you poop on someone’s chest and rub it around like you’re cleaning a table

Her chest was dirty so I gave her a simmons classic

by Anelly221 January 10, 2022

Jayda Simmons

Palm beach lakes prom queen class of 2022!

Jay-Duh// Sim-mins//

“Hey did you hear about Jayda Simmons winning Prom Queen”

“Im voting for Jayda”

“Vote Jayda Simmons for Prom Queen”

by Jayda Simmons April 7, 2022

the james simmons

Complete and utter faggot who loves the cock and who lets lauren suck his dong

The James Simmons relaxed whilst lauren gave him domeski dome

by Steve March 17, 2005